The maverick ex-vice-presidential candidate, who has also been reported to have “gone rogue” in her recent past, may have some lengthy explaining to do amongst recent sightings of her performing the chicken dance at a recent political fund-raiser.
Palin commented, “Ohh, ya no! It’s da chiken daence!! You gotta loosen yer scarf every now n’ den, ya no?”.
Animal rights activists are not so keen on the idea of “loosening yer scarf” when it comes to the rights of chickens. Thousands of protesters filled the streets voicing their disapproval of the ex-vice-presidential-candidate-ex-governor’s decision to mock the once-proud chicken’s one and only way of expressing itself.
Recent studies have actually shown that the common chicken is routinely exposed to a very stressful work environment, and the chicken dance is reported to be one of the only stress relieving outlets that the chicken has left.
These recent sightings of Palin have raised eyebrows of chickens worldwide, and has put her in the spotlight of most likely the greatest scandal in chicken history.
Of course, the chicken dance has seen it’s share of abuse in various weddings parties gone-awry, but the chickens of the world didn’t see the true extent of the threat upon their dance until Sarah Palin unleashed her seemingly unapologetic version of the dance.
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