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Hi, my name is Paul, and I work in a button factory. I've got a wife and two kids. Then one day my boss came to me and said "Are you busy Paul??" I said "NO." "So push this button with your left hand." So I did. And the process repeated itself over and over until all my body parts were pushing buttons. It was completely ridiculous...so I quit!

10 comments

  1. In my web browsing escapades tonight I delved into a conversation with a fellow facebook user. I was heartbroken to come across another threat of WWWW1.

    “LMFAO” A.K.A. “Laughing My F***ing A** Off”

    “LMFAO” is probably the biggest, although not as common, fraud of all acronyms. This abbreviation actually insinuates that the writer has laughed so uncontrollably that they have lost one of the most crucial body parts. One must ask, is this …even possible? Also. How can this phrase be used by one person more than once? It’s obvious that whoever chooses to type this to you is not only lying, but also taking the advantage to state the impossible and therefor insulting YOU, your INTELLIGENCE, and AMERICA.

  2. “One must ask, is this …even possible? Also. How can this phrase be used by one person more than once?”

    Although I completely agree with you on this new threat, for the sake of fairness, it may actually be possible the these people may have some sort of degenerative ass disease that causes bits & pieces of their asses to fall off whenever they laugh.

    It’s just a possibility worth looking into.

  3. This article made me LOL all over myself.  I LOL’ed in my pants.  I vommited LOL, I’m going to have to pay my cleaning lady overtime.  lol.

  4. I would like to initiate the thought that perhaps one’s use of the “LOL” acronym directly correlates to their intelligence level. For Example, if a human being uses this phrase 1-2 times daily I would suggest that this person has a below average intelligence and is a 2 dimensional thinker. A 5-7 time daily user of LOL is most likely sucking on a doorknob and eating lead based paint chips. Perhaps we could use this phenomenon as some sort of screening tool for job hiring, apartment leasing, loan applications, gun sales ect. I for one think it would be effective. We could also use questions like “how many times have you seen the blue collar comedy tour?”, do you say “Git-R-Done”, do you routinely go to Church, Do you have a Chinese symbol tattoo ect. to perform similar screenings. It is this perspective that allows me to believe that the use of LOL is a good thing. I can immediately tell if someone is an idiot without wasting valuable time in mindless conversation. Very helpful.

  5. You just used LOL three times, so you’re somewhere in-between below average intelligence and sucking doorknobs.

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